Just because some of ya get jealous about certain things .......IE. looks, hair, style, fishing ability, 4-wheelers, trucks, shacks, long underwear, boots, finely tuned and groomed facial hair, inflatable boats, drinkin ability, eating capacity, fish cleaning technique, burbot slurpin, perch smackin, cookin experteez, love makin, target shootin, baby makin....................did I mention Banjo Playin !!!!! Yeah , that's right, the Banjo player always gets the Hot Chicks!!! It aint easy being me. Come on.........You know how sensitive I am !!! Boy, that hurts!!! I'm thinkin we're do for some fresh spring perch........real soon. Who's in ??? Slammer!!!