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The other day I got 5 pounds of burbot fillets for kevin. I have them in my freezer for him.

Wonder if he will share them with you???????????????????????          lol



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I am certain he will share..... Just after they have been processed and b4 the flush... Gettin ready to get ur new toy on the ice TJ??? I still got some eye fishin to get in b4 I want the hard water.. Workin so I guss the tourney guys can have at er for the weekend.. Tight lines all...

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Hmmmmm this will require some serious thought....



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I just had to snitch on ya Kev.....lol

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Better save some of those for some bacon wrapped Burbot Bites out on the ice this year. My mouth is watering already. I am soooooo ready for hard water season and can't wait for ice . Just hope I can afford gas for the auger!!! Hey Schmutz, I hope ol' TJ has that badboy vehicle all waxed and shined up, we want to look good out there !!! Slammer!!!

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Does it hurt???????????

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Yeah, ya know what he's thinking..........should I eat em with tartar and coleslaw, or ketchup and baked beans!!! Tough decisions. Hey Schmutz......did you get a call yet??? It's gettin closer to dinner time and I don't know if I should start fixin my own dinner , or just wait it out by the phone!!! LOL
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Well they are in my freezer so he aint cooking yet....................

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Thill stinkin'...  Thinkin bout butter and pout and butter pout and butter...  Boy you cant find that on the dollar menu...



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You said a mouthfull Schmutz!!! I guess I better go ahead and fix sumpin. I can't just sit here and pout all night!!! No pun intended. Slammer!!!


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I talked to a Lawyer bout this and was told if he eats 5 lbs. himself shurely eel burbot back up.

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Brilliant minds think alike Schmutz !!! I talked to my Lawyer this morning and he said we should Clam up apout this till things blow over. The other option is , call the family in Northern Chicago, have em bring up the Muscles , and by dinner time he'll be swimmin with da fishes.
The extreme opposite is, we could Perch him up on a pedestal and sweet talk him till he's Blue in da gills.
Now, we can't be Floundering around on this, we gotta make a move. I called T.J. to see if he could help , and he said he couldn't , because he's got the Crabs again!!! I told him he should se my Jewish doctor friend , Salmon Wisekopf. I feel sorry for ol T.J., he sounded pretty Crappie over da phone. Never thought I'd feel sorry for that ol Sole.
Worst comes to worst, I say we take him out behind the barn and threaten him with the Marlin 30 30, then keep him on ice till spring. Trust me , nobody will come lookin for his ol Bass and when we're done Whalen on him and he thinks he's apout haddock , he'll melt like butter . Later!!!
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If you put a wicked beat to this thread and added some video it would strangely look like a Beastie Boys vid.  Cool!



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Slammer....  I talked to a Ranger today and he didn't know why he is being a Husky Jerk about sharing.  He suggested we ask him politely without the ugly stick before we put him on the fireline.  I said my cousin Big Jon could talk to him about the Silver Streak he has been showing..  He said that without having a Walleye's Choice in the matter we should use a Thunderstick to change his mind before we take him Off Shore and he becomes a Bottom Bouncer...



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And all the while this is going on I have these!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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Now that's the gift that keeps on giving....

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YA better make up yer mind soon Kev, cuz I'ma comin ta town tomorrow and droppin yer berbots off.
Ya'll can go and pick up dem fish from dat der Kev.

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That's why I just been thinkin', because I didn't have them yet...



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Ok I'm done thinkin'... Now that I have this culinary delight sitting here before my eyes (Tom just dropped them off), I have decided I'm not going to share! Much too hot of a commodity at this time of year!!! Thanks again Tom. Sorry guys...



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Hey guys....Didn't ya think this was going to happed?

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Still thinkin.... Thinkin I will hafta have a couple and come up with a good game recipe to make Kevin lick the screen. Then pick up slammer and go to SallMar and sit on the picnic table and invite everyone except burbot boy and enjoy a wonderful feast in front of him. What ya think TJ???

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I got nothin......... LMAO outloud. Slammer!!!

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Sounds like a plan to me...What do ya think Slammer?

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I'm still crying tears LMAO over " invite everyone except Burbot Boy" I think we have Winner !!!!
Winner , Winner, Burbot dinner!!! Still cryin

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Next time I'll get you some Slammer.

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