Little Bay de Noc Fishing Reports

That's the one I was asking about the other day. Other than someone showing me that pic, I haven't heard any details. Can you imagine..........hello..... Hi Honey....I'm home!!! Slammer!!!

One of my favorites too!!! I imagine me and Ol' Schmutz drillin holes in the Bay with that Badboy. Ours would be set up a little different..............Auto tip up sensor, setter, reeler, hook remover, fileter. Auto fish locator/ temp sensor/ honeyhole finder/lure selector/depth finder /GPS/Built in deep fryer powered by diesel with remote temp sensor and basket removal. Hands free breading station next to auto cabbage shredder / cheese grater. Standard items include moisture activated beer dispenser / Kessler dispenser and auto grill starter for all those recipes we need to try from the food forum here .
One of the best features about this Vehicle is the Auto Burbot Butter Dispenser. Anytime a Burbot filet is detected not only will is automatically spray butter on our Burbot, but will also spray butter on Kevin's favorite T-shirt. Paybacks are Hell. Good thing this badboy has a Burbot Butter Stain Remover!!!
In the rare event that this Badboy doesn't start , We take Ol' Tomjohn's new ride and get her all broke in !!!
Luckily for everyone trying to find Ol' Schmutz and myself .....this bad boy will stand out, as it will have the custom Green and Gold paint job and will not be confused with others as it will have a big G on the side and smell like a combo of Bratwurst, stinky cheese, fried anything, smoked fish, jerky, fudge, pickled fish, cigars, cheap booze, stale beer, did I mention cigars..... Wet dog, chicken potpie, fried fish, whitefish livers, fishguts and a cross between Burbot Butter and FDS!!! Rough night fishin!!!
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Slammer!!!